♥ PLENTY OF STUFF / Dating for people with baggage. Literally.
LESS SWIPING. MORE CLEARING A PATH.
Find someone worth
making room for.
You’ve saved every charger since 1998. Maybe it’s time to save a little space for love.
An entirely fictional dating service from The Adventures of Jeff and Jason.
100%
Fictional members. Real commitment to keeping the box.
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Judgment. Available garage spaces. Functioning leaf blowers.
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Potential. Extension cords. Bags full of other bags.
THE MATCHING PROCESS
There’s a lid for every container.
01 / Unpack yourself
Tell us your interests, your dreams, and whether the hallway is technically a hallway.
02 / Find your person
Bond over shared values. Like never throwing away a perfectly good cable.
03 / Clear a path
Take the next step together. Provided there’s somewhere to put your foot.
FICTIONAL MEMBER SPOTLIGHT
Someone for every pile.
These profiles are comedy characters, not real people or actual dating listings.
📦
Debbie, 54
Collector of possibilities
“Looking for a man who knows the difference between clutter and inventory.”
Brings to the relationship: 26 bags. Do not open the green one.
Dealbreaker: Calling any of it “trash.”
🔌
Gary, 57
Emotionally available. Physically behind a treadmill.
“I’ve got a lot to offer. Some of it still has the original packaging.”
Ideal date: Dinner, a walk, locating the front door.
Love language: Finding the cord that fits.
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Linda, 51
Mother of 30 ceramic geese
“Ready to let someone in. Please use the side entrance.”
Looking for: A patient man with his own storage unit.
Plus-one policy: The geese are a family.
INTRODUCING THE PREMIUM EXPERIENCE
Plenty of Stuff. Even more baggage.
Upgrade from “It might come in handy” to “I knew I kept you for a reason.”
Just Looking
Free. Like the couch on your curb.
Browse fictional profiles.
Admire someone else’s containers.
Keep every match just in case.
Premium Pile
Priceless. Apparently, so is all this stuff.
Unlimited emotional storage.
A complimentary imaginary shovel.
“Keep just in case” instead of delete.
No subscriptions, charges, downloads, or actual memberships. Jeff hasn’t figured out the business model.
Built by two guys.
Approved by absolutely nobody.
Jeff brings the business plan and a lager. Jason brings the ideas and occasionally remembers them. Together, they’re solving a problem neither of them was qualified to identify.
“We’ve invented marriage with worse parking.”
— Jeff, co-founder and increasingly concerned adult
Before you move in…
Is this a real dating app?
No. Plenty of Stuff is a fictional business from our adult animated comedy, The Adventures of Jeff and Jason.
Can I join?
There’s no registration or matchmaking here. Enjoy the joke and follow the show to see how badly this business plan develops.
Will you help me clean my garage?
Jeff says that’s a separate company. Jason says don’t throw away the boxes.
A comedy parody by North American Talk Radio. All member profiles are invented. Hoarding can be a serious challenge; this page makes fun of our fictional founders’ terrible business plan.
